Intro to the Notta Tour

Hey this is Dan.

Dan and Dog-2014

This is the official unsanctioned blog for the Notta Tour 2014. What is the Notta Tour 2014? It is the inaugural tour of Notta Comet, a MTL based noise rock band. I don't know if they identify with that label but they sound like the Minutemen and maybe Dismemberment Plan also a little bit of math rock. I stopped listening to music after Kanye West's Graduation came out so I am not the best to talk about genres. I am going on tour with the mighty Notta Comet and GIRL ARM as hype-man/roadie/merch-man/Eli's tamer/Alex's psychiatrist/documentarian/social media intern.

Members of Notta Comet:

Eli-

Eli and drum-2012? 

 Eli is every Jewish mother's dream and nightmare. He recycles, is sensitive and socially aware, but is free-spirited and does not know if he will consider marrying a Jewish woman solely bc of cultural commonalities. Eli is critical of our current discourse about sustainability and I think he is about 130 pounds.


Crawford

Crawford and mic-2013

 This is Crawford. That is not crawford's real name, what's his real name? I don't know. He is brooding and mysterious and likes jazz. He has a great side project which is real weird country. I am also a strip club promoter in one of his music videos. I am a strip club promoter, it is my job. Crawford has no favorite color he likes all of them equally (I suspect he may see the world in black and white, but this is only a rumor I am starting)

Alex

Alex and book-2012?

How does one describe Alex? Usually it is with a series of adjectives or figurative language. Like he is a ray of sunshine. Like he once made mead which looked a lot like pee which he kept in my apartment and scared away potential subletters which I slightly resent(ed) him for. He made drum'n'bass music and wrote a novella. This is his second tour but his first as Notta Comet, his first tour he toured as Alex Williams and did what I am doing but for a band called Head Honcho. Alex once saw a Tumblr which was so tumblr he threw up. 

So those are the gentlemen which I am touring with. Our kick-off show is tomorrow! (2/26) Here is the facebook event: https://www.facebook.com/events/1415538828687875/.

Till I post again,

Dan